"So I learned through trial and error, to keep my profile short and simple and leave a little mystery. My pictures were recent and my situation was honest. I happened to like Captain Crunch’s profile… he showed a little bit of a fun side. His photos were diverse: a picture of his little dog, a picture of his big boat, a pic of him having fun with all his friends, a picture of an empty beach chair on some unknown sandy beach. This guy seemed like the Kenny Chesney of internet dating. So when he asked me out for pizza, of course I said yes!"
(Jan. 4, 2012, She, Redone)
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
The Pavement of baseball players
"Willie Bloomquist is the Pavement of baseball players"
(Feb. 7, 2012, Craig Calcaterra, Hardball Talk)
(Feb. 7, 2012, Craig Calcaterra, Hardball Talk)
The Jeff Goldblum of shoes
"These cut-out marbleized lace-up heels are so completely weird they're almost pretty. They're the Jeff Goldblum of shoes."
(June 15, 2010, Fashion Fringe)
(June 15, 2010, Fashion Fringe)
Monday, February 6, 2012
The Mick Jagger of monsters
"And why not? In cryptid terms, Bigfoot is a rock star. One might even call him the Mick Jagger of Monsters. Author David Coleman, whose written a billion scripts for every Hollywood studio worth mentioning, knows this. I have yet to read the book (I’m currently reading a dozen Bigfoot books concurrently), but this one may get to move to the front of the line."
(Jan. 13, 2012, Jeff Gilbert, Drinkin' and Drive-in Blog)
(Jan. 13, 2012, Jeff Gilbert, Drinkin' and Drive-in Blog)
Saturday, February 4, 2012
Friday, February 3, 2012
The Paula Deen of Gospel writers
"In Luke it’s all about the eating. There are nineteen meals in Luke, 13 unique to Luke’s gospel alone. Luke is the Paula Deen of Gospel writers."
(Oct. 2011, Lisa Larges, Dreaming of The Church That Can Be)
(Oct. 2011, Lisa Larges, Dreaming of The Church That Can Be)
Thursday, February 2, 2012
The Heather Locklear of legumes
"If, like me, your goal is sustainable starvation (tm), or even if you just want to be a little bit healthier, you should eat red lentils. 5 years ago I might've said they were the Heather Locklear of legumes. And by that I mean, if your nutritional intake program - note, I did not say 'diet' because I don't believe in that word - is suffering, just add red lentils. Like Heather Locklear pre-DUI, just one special guest appearance and HUZZAH! your ratings increase 10 points."
(Jan. 7, 2009, robBLOG 4.0)
(Jan. 7, 2009, robBLOG 4.0)
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