The Rosa Parks of Blogs

Absurd Comparisons By Real People Using Famous People

Monday, September 3, 2012

The Sharon Tate of dinner party hosts

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"Judging by the bodies scattered around my house this morning, I am the Sharon Tate of dinner party hosts ." (Sept. 3, 2012, Shar...
Monday, August 20, 2012

The Helen Gurley Brown of standup comedy

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"I would describe Phyllis Diller as the Helen Gurley Brown of standup comedy if I was clear on what I actually meant. But she was hil...
Friday, August 17, 2012

The Mozart of wrapping a box

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"The guy next to me at the post office is the Mozart of wrapping a box " (Aug. 17, 2012, Leoni Fizzoli, Twitter )

The Gary Oldman of hockey players

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"Belong to the same person??? Amazing. He's the Gary Oldman of hockey players ." (July 17, 2012, SB Nation )
Thursday, August 16, 2012

The Sarah Palin of cities

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"that is not a real city - Tampa - built on a sacred Native American burial ground - thus desecrating the original people's burial...
Wednesday, August 15, 2012

The Dolph Lundgren of sac removals

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"Man, he cut the zit out of that thing!!! I was a bit disappointed though, I was under the impression that there would be cheese remov...
Tuesday, August 14, 2012

The Lord Voldemort of policy questions

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"So it hardly matters that Kathleen Sebelius, the secretary of health and human services, is widely seen as quietly capable; she was n...
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