"Honey Crisps are the goddamn Muhammad Ali of apples."
(Nov. 5, 2011, Alex Blagg, Twitter)
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- The Temperance Brennan of gymnastics
- The Javier Bardem of tiger wranglers
- The George Lucas of drug companies
- The Ozzie Guillen of higher ed
- The Picasso of choking in the clutch
- The Chris Tucker of white people music
- The Wilt Chamberlain of Bigfootery
- The Steve Jobs of pumpkin cannons
- The Indiana Jones of fanny packs
- The Adolf Hitler of shallow
- The Eddie Murphy of the dentistry world
- The Garfield of real-life people
- The Andy Dick of squirrels
- The Polonius of bipartisan Washington punditry
- The Hepburn and Tracy of the paint-huffing demogra...
- The Napoleon Dynamite of sandwiches
- The Rick Perry of HPV shots
- The Incredible Hulk of crappy food
- The goddamn Muhammad Ali of apples
- The Muggsy Bogues of cutlery
- The Kim Kardashian of media policies
- The Theo Epstein of bagel bakeries
- The Kevin Spacey of octopodes
- The Dirk Nowitzki of relaxation
- The Antonio Banderas of food trucks
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