Tuesday, March 20, 2012

The Peyton Manning of hot women

"I thought about doing the standard 'all the hot gals of the Oscars red carpet' post, but...I don't know. There were a few surprising showings (Ellie Kemper, who I'll get to in a later post, and Viola Davis' tasty treats are the first two to come to my bourbon-saddled mind), as well as some comical ones (I mean, Angelina...I wouldn't say 'No' to her, but anymore she's the Peyton Manning of hot women: A big name with a Hall-of-Fame career, who at this point is damaged goods and a bit past her prime; she can still win a few games, but there's no way you'd stake your future on her—sorry Brad)."
(Feb. 28, 2012, Crooked Straight)

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