The hoax did raise some concerns for the big man and we’re expecting some people to get pubed because of it. We expect vengeance to be swift and bloody. We expect Bigfoot to be the renaissance monster that he is – the Oscar Wilde of the woods that he’s always wanted to be. We expect some dumb ass kids and their soccer mom moms to be thrown off cliffs in red-hot rage. Bigfoot is the great underdog and no hillbilly from the Georgian mountains is going to find him dead in the woods. It’s gonna take a war to fell this mo-fo!"
(Aug. 21, 2008, Sean Moeller, Daytrotter)