"When you're pitching a perfect game, you don't walk Albert Pujols, and you are the Albert Pujols of having problems."
(Oct. 21, 2010, Jack Donaghy, "Reaganing," 30 Rock)
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- The Seth Rogen of the retail industry
- The Thor of baseball
- The Judas Iscariot of custards
- The Juliette Lewis of programming languages
- The Helen Mirren of punctuation
- The Smokey the Bear of soup in toilets
- The Karen Carpenter of Psalms
- The Jerry Rice of flight attendants
- The Richard III of fictional police officers
- The Albert Pujols of having problems
- The Luke Skywalker of making out
- The Sharon Stone of sandwich consumption
- The Dr. Evil of vibrators
- The Diane Lane of mall art gallery cashiers
- The Vanilla Ice of the ninja world
- The Peyton Manning of neuro-oncology
- The Chewbacca of towels
- The Michael Caine of radio friendly pop
- The Unabomber of pubic hair
- The Anthony Hopkins of puking
- The James Brown of chlorine
- The Rosa Parks of hooker massages
- The Woodward and Bernstein of athlete dong
- The Drew Barrymore of men
- The Joe Camel of early adolescent sexuality
- The Lucy Van Pelt of late-period Ray Charles albums
- The Mr. T of head cold-curing drams
- The Spartacus of ducks
- The Dr. House of alien visitors
- The Chairman Mao of daytime television
- The Shakira of pizza
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