Friday, December 26, 2008

The Bea Arthur of diet sodas

"Last year, Coke, in the middle of a nine-year slide toward carbonated impotence, decided to bring back TAB. Yes, TAB. You remember TAB, right? TAB is the Bea Arthur of diet sodas. It's horrible! If TAB was in the Special Olympics it wouldn't even get a hug."
(March 21, 2007, The Angry Stockbroker)

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