The Hulk Hogan of wedgies

"So there I was, looking like a blast from the past with the Hulk Hogan of wedgies, trying to find a way to rid myself of this humiliation."
(Sept. 10, 2007, It has raisins in it...)

The Obi-Wan Kenobi of major league groundskeepers

"The stadium is surrounded by a dozen practice fields, two of which are built to the exact dimensions of the Dodgers and Sox’s home parks. I was told during the tour that Roger Bossard — the Obi-Wan Kenobi of major league groundskeepers — oversaw the construction of all the fields. (No word on whether he had a hand in creating the turtle habitat.)"
(Feb. 8, 2009, The Hot Sheet)

The Ed McMahon of the Trinity

"A good way to understand the Holy Spirit, I believe, is to think of the Holy Spirit as the Ed McMahon of the Trinity. The Holy Spirit gets out of the way. The Holy Spirit has deference. The Holy Spirit doesn’t call attention to himself but shines the spotlight on Jesus Christ, the star of the show."
(May 15, 2005, Reverend Dr. Thomas K. Tewell)

The Michael Phelps of cheese graters

"Dudes, if you are looking for a cheese grater, and you probably are since you visited this page, I would recommend that you buy this one. This is like the Michael Phelps of cheese graters. Seriously."
(Strategy Way)

The Andy Rooney of the potty

"Tony: farts, Amercian Idol, dog poop... what's next? I can't wait.
You are becoming the Andy Rooney of the potty."
(May 24, 2007, The Canadian Writers' Collective)

The Liz Lemon of this Twitter shit

"I'm the liz lemon of this twitter shit!"
(Dec. 17, 2008, Twitter)

The Aquaman of religious figures

"So this either points to the son of God having a disturbing anger management issue, or he just enjoys being a dick. Why didn't he just curse the Romans? Does Jesus only possess vast arboreal powers that are inefficient against flesh. Is Jesus the Aquaman of religious figures, only possessing crappy and extremely limited superpowers?"
(April 18, 2009, International Society of Heathens)