The Mr. Hankey of Major League Baseball

"Zeile is the Mr. Hankey of Major League Baseball. No matter how many times he gets flushed down the toilet, he always pops back up somewhere."
(Jan. 28, 2004, NYYFans.com Forums)

The Danny DeVito of condoms

"Kim, I read that and laughed my ass off! Mr. RK says, 'Like the Danny Devito of condoms?'"
(June 18, 2009, Riot Kitty)

The Woody Allen of the female race

"She’s one of those women that look ago in some pictures, but look terrible in others. I mean, she isn’t a goddess, that’s for sure, but she also isn’t the Woody Allen of the female race. She gets a 4.5 out of 10 on the ‘Pretty scale.’"
(June 24, 2009, yuhmm)

The Krusty the Clown of the giant monster world

"Godzilla is known for two things: destroying cities and kicking monster butt. One thing Godzilla isn't as well known for is selling out. Yes, even Godzilla has to eat, so he'll endorse all sorts of wacky stuff. We call him the Krusty the Clown of the giant monster world. TarsTarkas.NET begins an overview of Godzilla and other giant monster commercials because only we are so crazy (or stupid!) to do so. The current site motto might be 'Obsessively stupid about stupid films' but now it is "Obsessively stupid about stupid commercials"!"
(March 5, 2009, TarsTarkas.net)

The Foghorn Leghorn of master criminals

"Sorry Charlie Sheen, but it is true. And as for you Rosie O'Donnell, may I recommend spending a lot more time hanging upside down in that 'vampire bat machine' thing you got. I always like how these wackos suggest Bush had enough of a brain to set the biggest terrorist attack in our nation's history in motion, but can't explain why he couldn't find WMDs in Iraq. Bush is not a master criminal like Kaiser Soze. He's more like the Foghorn Leghorn of master criminals. Speaking of WMDs..."
(April 9, 2007, Just a Minor Complaint)

The Barry Bonds of pest control mascots

"Skip to :024. See? It’s like the Barry Bonds of pest control mascots."
(Oct. 3, 2009, Brandon Mendelson, Soap Box Included)

The Uncle Leo of sandwich guys

"I had stopped going to the sandwich store down the street because I had made 'friends' with the sandwich shop guy, and he always kept me there for a lengthy chat when I just wanted to pick up a sandwich and run back. The 'Uncle Leo' of sandwich guys. So I stopped going. For seriously, about a year and a half."
(April 23, 2003, Bryan Adams Blog)