Monday, April 11, 2011

The Crispin Glover of subatomic particles

"The top quark is 40 times heavier than the next biggest quark, and is as heavy as an entire gold atom. It doesn't normally exist in the Universe. However, top quarks can be created by high energy collisions inside particle accelerators, where they are briefly impressive, but then become wildly unstable and disappear. In this respect, top quarks are the Crispin Glover of subatomic particles."
(Oct. 25, 2006, Drew Olbrich, Cool Science Facts)

Friday, April 8, 2011

The Muppet Babies of Christianity

"The thing I wonder as I read this is whether Stem Cell Jesus, Embryo Jesus, and Embryo God are interchangeable with Regular Jesus and Regular God, or if they’re sort of the Muppet Babies of Christianity."
(Feb. 9, 2010, danebrammage, Livejournal)

Thursday, April 7, 2011

The Maggie Simpson of Mad Men

"Eugene is the Maggie Simpson of Mad Men…"
(Sept. 27, 2010, Cultural Learnings)

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

The Donald Trump of nursing bras

"I’m not the Donald Trump of nursing bras…yet."
(April 22, 2010, The Honeymilk Designs Blog)

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

The R2D2 of insipid anger

"AR-15? Is that some Republican talking points robot model number? Kind of like the R2D2 of insipid anger? Don't worry about Rocky B, I got this one."
(Oct. 9, 2010, The Hays County RoundUp)

Monday, April 4, 2011

The Omar Little of legal incense products

"In the wee hours of last Thursday, a young guy with a hammer smashed through the front door of the Mellow Mood head shop in Moorhead and stole the shop's inventory of synthetic marijuana....

The Omar Little of legal incense products."
(Oct. 4, 2010, Nick Pinto, City Pages)

Friday, April 1, 2011

The Miami Heat of Massachusetts health care

"Killingsworth is the Miami Heat of Massachusetts health care. It’s hard to believe someone that expensive could suck that bad."
(March 8, 2011, Michael Graham, Boston Herald)