The Ben Kingsley of duck-billed turtleheaded pterodactyls

"I bet that’s the Ben Kingsley of duck-billed turtleheaded pterodactyls."
(Nov. 3, 2009, Filmdrunk)

The Fiona Apple of footwear

"So, Sam Edelman's stud-covered Lorissa heels are hurting me real bad... in the real-good way. The kinda bad Fiona Apple meant when she was sloshing around in that hot tub back in 1997. That's it. Sam Edelman's studded heels = the Fiona Apple of footwear."
(March 25, 2011, Free Beauty Tips)

The Timothy Olyphant of the cake world

"Cakes and desserts are a bit like men - they have to be really special to make you want them but when you do, you can`t get enough of them. Well, if that were true, I think I have found the Timothy Olyphant of the cake world – Ladurée macaroons."
(April 19, 2011, Vent-elated)

The Joey Fatone of Mitt Romney's sons

"Tagg Romney is the Joey Fatone of Mitt Romney's sons."
(Jan. 3, 2012, Josh Jude, Twitter

The George Carlin of knitter blogs

"You forgot 'nipple' - didn't that cause a fuss a few years ago.. You're kinda like the George Carlin of knitter blogs.. penis, penis penis...nipple nipple nipple.. if we write a hiku with the word penis in it do we win a prize??"
(Feb. 10, 2011, Yarn Harlot)

The Nostradamus of minor league hockey

"Hate to be the Nostradamus of minor league hockey, but those prior concerns I had about the FHL are being reinforced early this season. Here’s hoping the league can be saved … but at this point the FHL may go the way of the IHL, WHA, WPHL and every other good intentioned but economically-challenged league that folded."
(Dec. 3, 2011, Shooting for the Show)

The Michael Jordan of having a Hitler mustache & being in underpants commercials

"Michael Jordan is like the Michael Jordan of having a Hitler mustache & being in underpants commercials."
(Jan. 1, 2012, Rob Delaney, Twitter)