The Clint Eastwood of park dudes

"Seaweed...make my day. This guy is the clint eastwood of park dudes."
(July 12, 2012, The Topeka Capital-Journal)

The Dr. Doom of girlfriends

"Brandonman: Hence, why you are the Dr. Doom of girlfriends. Dump her already, dude. She’s a villain!"
(Feb. 9, 2012, Brandonman)

The Stevie Nicks of gluten-free food

"Looking at Martha’s website makes me wonder what I should do with my website and blog.  I blog about food but am hesitant to share recipes, especially for stuff in the bakery and online store.  Very territorial about my flour blends.  Sometimes I check out the Gluten-Free Goddess blog.   If Martha is the Barbra Streisand of food, then Karina, the self-proclaimed Gluten-Free Goddess is the Stevie Nicks of gluten-free food.  Flowy, artsy, all moonbeams, starfish and shit."
(Oct. 17, 2011, Shelby's Kitchen Therapy)

The Lady Macbeth of the Mexican drug world

"As if receiving charges of electric current at regular intervals, Travolta is manic and most amusing as the government agent forced into ethical and practical contortions to stay afloat; Del Toro entertainingly showboats while demonstrating dozens of ways to convey diabolical menace; and Hayek synthesizes ultimate elegance, motherly concern and complete ruthlessness as the Lady Macbeth of the Mexican drug world."
(June 28, 2012, Todd McCarthy, The Hollywood Reporter)

The Jesus of letting people into my lane in construction zones

"I'm the Jesus of letting people into my lane in construction zones"
(Aug 2, 2012, @LaBaPete, Twitter)

The Ted Bundy of work pass maintenance

"It is true. I am the Ted Bundy of work pass maintenance. In my working life I have murdered dozens of them.  They have been abandoned in cabs, bars, washing machines, dryers, trains, boyfriends, buses, lift wells, bins ….. a gentleman once returned one after finding it wedged in his windscreen wipers.  (who knows…). Sadly most passes have not been as lucky, lost forever quite likely on the Bankstown line or at the bottom of my work’s lift well."
(May 31, 2012, The Lazy Civil Servant)

The Jack Handey of Christian culture

"John Piper is the Jack Handey of Christian culture."
(May 10, 2012, The Wartburg Watch of 2012)