The Hugh Hefner of hammock hangers

"Give me a plaid smoking jacket and some fuzzy slippers, ...THIS IS THE GOOD LIFE. I feel like the Hugh Hefner of hammock hangers. This is the cadillac, of hammock shelters. In all the photos of this review I am using a large model all titanium collapsible woodstove made by Titanium Goat."
(Nov. 8, 2007, Around the Campfire)

The Mariah Carey of the red panda world

"The zoo hopes Mae Lin becomes pregnant, but the pair haven't always been cozy: Zoo animal supervisor Dominick Dorsa said, 'Mae Lin's the boss. She let him know that she's going to run the situation... She's a diva. She's the Mariah Carey of the red panda world. She knows she's got it, and she knows everybody wants it.'"
(Feb. 6, 2009, Gothamist)

The A-Rod of engagement bands

"Sure, if you've got the scratch: If the four Cs are to a ring what tools are to a baseball player, you're looking at the A-Rod of engagement bands."
(Nov 30, 2007, Men's Health)

The Bruce Campbell of B-level porn

"STEVE ROBLES: How about Evan Stone? Can we just narrow it down to Evan Stone?
VB: Thank you very much.
SR: I called him the Bruce Campbell of B-level porn.
VB: He's not even that good. I would do Bruce Campbell. Evan Stone is like the Chippendales dancer that got lost. Overly waxed. Lantern jaw. He's the kind of guy where girls like me look and say, "Where are all the hot guys in porn?"
SR: They're in gay porn."
(Oct 19, 2006, 10 Zen Monkeys)

The Tony Soprano of the mutant world

"I have never seen Professor X look so small and insignificant as he did in that short scene. It was such a bizarre scene for a character that I have always found to be the patriarch for the X-Men family who calls all of the shots. Professor X was the Tony Soprano of the mutant world. Professor X has played the role of the puppet master for so long that it is strange to see him stripped of his control over the X-Men."
(Nov. 8, 2007, Rokk's Comic Book Revolution)

The Tom Brady of breast oncology

"According to Dr. Monica Morrow (the Tom Brady of breast oncology):"
(March 12, 2009, Jeffrey Parks, Buckeye Surgeon)

The Barbie of the arachnid group

"Mommy has very long legs. Is she like the Barbie of the arachnid group?"
(July 4, 2009, Flickr)