The Robert Frost of ass-kicking

"Thats poetry if I've ever heard it. He's like the Edgar Allen Poe of knock-outs, the Emily Dickinson of ground n pound, the Robert Frost of ass-kicking."
(Feb. 9, 2008, Ultimate Fighter Forum)

The Joe Biden of seldom seen creatures

"The thing about Bigfoot and PR is that he makes mistakes when he goes public. For instance, why would you ever fist fight the Six Million Dollar Man, who is an American icon? You can’t get the public on your side that way!

Bigfoot is the Joe Biden of seldom seen creatures."
(Sept. 26, 2008, Newscoma)

The Sarah Palin of California

"I'm an attractive brunette, I have a son with developmental delays and I spout nonsense al day .OMG guys, I'm the Sarah Palin of California."
(Feb. 22, 2010, Danielle, Twitter, http://twitter.com/blueyesbrunet/status/9486284937)

The Damon Lindelof of nursing

"Ashley, like all nursing students (I dated one for 3 years) seems to think veiny arms = health, when there's alot of emaciated people with very veiny arms, or people on drugs with veiny arms. As a nursing student, she also appreciates the veins so she can practice running IVs and administering drugs, etc. There might be one more reason why she thinks veiny arms on a man are indicative of something but lets not go there this is a family friendly website!

But trust me, I dated a nurse so I know all there is to know about them! I am the Damon Lindelof of nursing, if nursing was time travel. Wait.. that didn't come out right. Nevermind. Did I just say all this out loud?"
(Oct. 14, 2009, Dark UFO)

The Tara Reid of atoms

"Put another way, carbon is the Tara Reid of atoms – the true Party Girl of the Periodic Table of Elements."
(Oct. 24, 2005, Tom Shawcross, Today's Story)

The Dwight Schrute of this particular IHOP

"Our waiter appeared to be the 'Dwight Schrute' of this particular IHOP. He had an exceptional grasp of the menu, but avoided eye contact like the plague. * **"
(Aug. 13, 2008, Taunt Vortex)

The Roger Ebert of anonymous YouTube users

"'Puttydutty123' is evidently the Roger Ebert of anonymous YouTube users, because he/she is quoted twice in the ad, once as already mentioned, and also in huge letters across the top: 'This movie looks amazing! Cannot wait to see it!!' I hope Puttydutty123 is keeping a scrapbook of all his/her media clippings!"
(March 6, 2009, Eric D. Snider, Cinematical)