The Ricky Bobby of air fresheners

"I had a coupon for 4 buckaroos off this new air freshening system from Air Wick: the Air Wick Freshmatic Ultra. Now, if that doesn't sound like the Ricky Bobby of air fresheners, then I don't know what does. And, with a coupon, you can bet I thought it was a good deal."
(Aug. 15, 2010, Merdeezy Hollaaas!)

The Rambo of the fabric world

"The hemline was restricting my hips. Bad hemline. So off with you!
Cut off the hem as close to the stitching as you can get it. Don't worry about unraveling - t-shirt fabric is pretty much the Rambo of the fabric world."
(May 7, 2010, Cut Out + Keep)

The Patrick Bateman of fantasizing a homicidal wet dream of unethical proportions

"While daydreaming at work, I become the Patrick Bateman of fantasizing a homicidal wet dream of unethical proportions."
(May 28, 2011, TheBlessMess, Twitter)

The Paul Reiser of dining establishments

"Speaking of Seven Corners, I was amazed to find a Bennigan's out there. I had no idea they were still in existence, and have no idea why they are still in existence. They just don't go away... Bennigan's is the Paul Reiser of dining establishments."
(Dec. 18, 2007, rodmax, Livejournal)

The Johnny Cash of pregnant chicks

"I've also concluded that from here on out, I will wear all black everywhere I go--but really because is slimming not because I'm mourning ;) I'll be the Johnny Cash of pregnant chicks!"
(May 24, 2010, Urban Cowgirl)

The Henry Rollins of the Seven Dwarfs

"Grumpy is the Henry Rollins of the Seven Dwarfs. He’s gruff, annoyed, and perceptive. In our world he works as a bodyguard and a bouncer. He can be distrustful and a real prick, but when it comes down to it he’ll be the first one leading the rescue."
(May 27, 2008, Comic Book Resources)

The Tom Petty of Christmas tree ornaments

"When I was very young I heard a comedian call Tom Petty the butt-ugliest human being ever born. At the time I didn’t even know who Tom Petty was, but that description stayed with me. I guess I thought it was funny. When I finally discovered who the object of the comment was, I didn’t quite think that it was true; I had seen people much uglier before and I definitely have since. For instance, I once worked with a woman who looked like Ernest Borgnine in drag. And for the record, I know that I’m not much to look at either. But what I lack in quality, I make up for in quantity. I’m ugly, but there’s a lot of me.

Because of that statement from the comedian, I thought of the ornament that started the battle of wills as the Tom Petty of Christmas tree ornaments."
(Dec. 21, 2010, The Seeking Pastor)