The Conan the Barbarian of French fries

"The Anvil is the Conan the Barbarian of French fries. Its Thick, dangerous, intense and brings about the lamentations of the women. Preparing to eat this requires war planning."
(Feb. 2, 2011, Burger Contest)

The Jesse Pinkman of cats

"This guy is like the Jesse Pinkman of cats."
(Aug. 19, 2011, I'll Be Waiting)

The John Cusack of however the world ends

"It's hard not to get a kick out of the apocalypse. I don't mean the real apocalypse, whatever that may be. I hold out little hope that I will be the John Cusack of however the world ends, steering limousines and aircraft away from cities as they collapse into the earth. No, I'll probably be one of those background figures who you see for an instant, tumbling through the air. You'll know which one is me — I'll be snapping photos with my iPad on my way down."
(April 28, 2011, Max Sparber, MinnPost)

The Marvin the Martian of Roman governors

"I feel sorry for Pilate. He was the kind of guy who just kept screwing up. He was, in effect, the Marvin the Martian of Roman governors, his delusions of power and grandeur constantly blowing up in his face."
(April 21, 2011, Joshua Smith, Everyday Revolutionary)

The Don Cheadle of friends

"I can't carry a conversation to save my life..I'm like the Don Cheadle of friends. I can't really carry a movie on my own, but I'm a hell of a scene stealer."
(Aug. 18, 2006, Synchronicity)

The Charles Xavier of football chants

"We have all become accustomed to the now world-known 'P*ta,' that makes its appearance every time the opposing goalkeeper parts ways with the ball during the game. El Fua is the P*ta's Kryptonite, what Batman is to the Joker, the Charles Xavier of football chants; all Superhero metaphors aside, it is the counterpart to the p*ta chant that some tend to love and others hate."
(July 12, 2011, Edgar Alvarez, FMF State of Mind)

The Tyra Banks of the hamster family

"Though i must say that rat is one animal that i can not stand, but this hamster (which im still having trouble not to categorize it in my enemy list) just so cute with its high-fashion pose.Literally, this hamster was a hearthrob, as whenever i click the camera button, he always stop for pose. Its like the Tyra Banks of the hamster family."
(Feb. 12, 2011, Fast and Furious)