The Ra’s al Ghul of the GOP field

"With his vigorous rejuvenations in the polls and support-sapping slides, Newt Gingrich is the Ra’s al Ghul of the GOP field. He has been around forever. On a respirator after the pointy barrage of negative ads hurled at him, he’s used the debates like a Lazarus Pit."
(Feb. 7, 2012, Brief Wit)

The Michael Jordan of horribly spelled words

"The toughest part about 'jewelry' is that the more you try to figure it out, that farther away you get from its correct spelling. From a purely technical standpoint it is the most frustrating word on this list. It’s the Michael Jordan of horribly spelled words, always getting into your head, breaking down your game from the inside out."
(July 20, 2012, Id Est Fid)

The Dwight Howard of the cow world

"Pretty sure I just saw the Dwight Howard of the cow world #farmtweets #toomuchwine"
(July 10, 2012, Ryan Daniels, Twitter)

The Bill Russell of porn

"To frame it in a sports analogy, she was not content to just be a talent, but she wanted each scene she was in to 'win' and for everyone in the scene to win. It was team first. She was the Bill Russell of porn."
(May 24, 2012, VLSphoto)

The Omar Little of turtles

"Turtle sounds hard as hell. You had the Omar Little of turtles.
I feel like I should know more about turtles."
(May 17, 2012, Testudo Times)

The Alfred Pennyworth of reality TV

"Coach Trip is great as the contestants are funny, the locations are beautfiful and Brendan is just wonderfully good with people.
Almost unflappable, he is the Alfred Pennyworth of reality TV."
(Aug. 7, 2008, Richard Brennan, Newsjiffy)

The Robert Plant of serial killers

"Or if you’re more of a rocker than a prep, Richard Ramirez is the Robert Plant of serial killers:"
(Feb. 20, 2012, Street Carnage)