Wednesday, February 11, 2009

The Mork from Ork of the zodiac

"Less officially, my sister and I like to refer to Aquarians as the 'Mork from Ork' of the zodiac. They’re fucking aliens. They’re Spasticus Autisticist. They’re your brother reading The Economist at your mother’s wake. They’re that discomforting weirdo you’re on a date with who just purposefully (unbeknownst to you, of course) rubbed food all over his face to make you feel uncomfortable (and here you just thought he was a messy eater, but actually, he’s testing your tolerance for oddities)."
(Aug. 8, 2008, Astrology and Other Ass Munchery)

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