"Try to limit 2010 sex thoughts to 786,432 (2,154.6ish per day– be the Reggie Jackson of Not Thinking About Banging)"
(Jan. 19, 2010, Sea Green Telecaster)
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- The Jay-Z of the nail polish world
- The Aquaman of baked goods
- The Dr. Zoidberg of international relations
- The Jim and Pam of tempura
- The Reggie Jackson of not thinking about banging
- The Jackie Chan of washing machines
- The Joan Rivers of the sausage world
- The Paul Rudd of women
- The Zapp Brannigan of Burning Man
- The Michael Jordan of guys named Kornel
- The Oprah of the ancient world
- The Jonah Hill of lunches
- The Brock Lesnar of cats
- The Larry David of female sexual awkwardness
- The Rosa Parks of lawfully prosecuted drunk-drivin...
- The Homer Simpson of apostles
- The Marmaduke of chickens
- The Jimmy Kimmel of mumbly guitar gods
- The Billy Joel of the mohawk set
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