"The damn fish they brought me was enormous. Sucker must have been on steroids, the Jesse Ventura of speckled trout. Whooo boy, but good."
(Oct. 9, 2010, Maxminimus)
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- The Tommy Lee Jones of browsers
- The McLovin of halftime performances
- The Natalie Portman of Israeli politics
- The Salma Hayek of math teachers
- The Tom Brady of collecting belly button lint
- The Christina Hendricks of spuds
- The Donald Duck of petty crimes
- The Fredo of the Baldwin brothers
- The Hemingway of dipshittery
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- The Charles Manson of cereal mascots
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- The Charlie Sheen of Post-Impressionist painters
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