"That quote came not from the Lester Bangs of whack jazz Mark Saleski, but from none other than Pitchforkmedia.com."
(Jan. 5, 2009, Blogcritics Music)
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More Mark Peters--the Ms. Pacman of language columnists, better known as wordlust on Twitter--can be found at Good Magazine, Oxford University Press Blog, Visual Thesaurus, and Wordlustitude.
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- The Neil Armstrong of your mom
- The Jane Goodall of dumbasses
- The Martin Sheen of athletic foot protection
- The John Gotti of toe rings
- The Ross Perot of death metal
- The David Sedaris of the nostril
- The Christian Bale of Winnebago sales
- The Bo Derek of the sea lion world
- The Tyler Durden of Beetle Bailey
- The Floyd Mayweather of MILFs
- The Gilligan of omnipotent beings
- The LL Cool J of heart attacks
- The Rosa Parks of the sock world
- The Sacha Baron Cohen of fabric
- The Lenny and Squiggy of anti-jihad crusaders
- The Lester Bangs of whack jazz
- The Ke$ha of burritos
- The Michael Phelps of being a tool
- The Liz Lemon of 1815
- The Demi Moore of citrus
- The Charlie Brown of chupacabra expeditions
- The Clarice Starling of American politics
- The Sally Struthers of hipsters
- The Dirk Nowitzki of airports
- The David Lynch of cellular phone manufacturers
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