"Is he dead? Is he alive? Is he dead? Jesus is the Brett Favre of Messiahs."
(April 14, 2011, Aimee B, Twitter)
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- The Luke Wilson of cereals
- The Michael Jordan of police dogs
- The Rod Stewart of seasons
- The Jimmy Fallon of Swiss legislators
- The Glenn Close of fantasy football players
- The Brett Favre of messiahs
- The Saddam Hussein of Krypton
- The Susan Lucci of the Employee of the Year world
- The Scrooge McDuck of the Marvel Universe
- The Ellen Page of 40-year-old drunk guys
- The Jimmy Carter of seminaries
- The Andy Rooney of boomer hepcats
- The Barack Obama of kitchen appliances
- The Owen Wilson of presidents
- The Christina Hendricks of side tables
- The Crispin Glover of subatomic particles
- The Muppet Babies of Christianity
- The Maggie Simpson of Mad Men
- The Donald Trump of nursing bras
- The R2D2 of insipid anger
- The Omar Little of legal incense products
- The Miami Heat of Massachusetts health care
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