The Babe Ruth of lingerie models

"Irina Sheik is the Babe Ruth of lingerie models

Yes, I know her real name is Irina Shaykhlislamova, but I prefer the shorter version she uses on occasion. It's sexier. Even more amazing than her body and face is the fact that this is the first full post I have done on this woman... Thank goodness for Intimissimi lingerie..."
(March 3, 2009, Stuff Guys Like)

The Paul Newman of bathtub booze

"Drake: You’ve pregamed. You’re out with your buddies getting some beers and 'Oh look, shady high-proof alcohol with Danny DeVito’s face on it.' He’d be like the Paul Newman of bathtub booze."
(The Zaz)

The Vic Mackey of the feline world

"The ashes of my predecessor, Oscar, sit in the corner, but I- the Vic Mackey of the feline world- am waiting for you Appleyard. Spit, spit, hiss."
(July 27, 2007, Thought Experiments)

The Frank Costanza of US Weekly collectors

"OMG julie that's awesome! Jebus loves an 'adaptable' man.

And Lisa, Serenity Now! You are the Frank Costanza of US Weekly collectors."
(Feb. 8, 2006, This Magazine)

The Captain Kirk of evangelicalism

"I'm glad we agree on some things. I have always had a soft spot for Ravi. I have always considered RC as sort of the Captain Kirk of evangelicalism"
(May 5, 2008, sbe)

The Drew Barrymore of par-3s

"Now there was an uneasiness among the dogwoods, a sickening feeling, as Norman came to the one hole you do not want to come to after blowing a six-shot lead. It is the 12th, the Drew Barrymore of par-3s: small, gorgeous and sheer trouble. Norman had left that one ball on the bank on Friday and another in the water on Saturday, and the way he was swinging, the green must have looked like a TV tray."
(April 22, 1996, Rick Reilly, Sports Illustrated)

The Mr. Furley of UNIX companies

"SCO, the Mr. Furley of UNIX companies."
(Jan. 29, 2006, OS News)