"Drake: You’ve pregamed. You’re out with your buddies getting some beers and 'Oh look, shady high-proof alcohol with Danny DeVito’s face on it.' He’d be like the Paul Newman of bathtub booze."
(The Zaz)
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- The Babe Ruth of lingerie models
- The Paul Newman of bathtub booze
- The Vic Mackey of the feline world
- The Frank Costanza of US Weekly collectors
- The Captain Kirk of evangelicalism
- The Drew Barrymore of par-3s
- The Mr. Furley of UNIX companies
- The Chevy Chase of operating systems
- The A-Rod of successful public education
- The Zeus of big league groundball machines
- The R2D2 of ropes
- The baby Jesus of the Carolina basketball world
- The Colonel Kurtz of treasury secretaries
- The Daffy Duck of Hong Kong marital arts superstars
- The Xenu of brewskies
- The Dan Rather of Indianapolis Colts blogs
- The Richard Nixon of popes
- The Aquaman of the hip hop world
- The Marisa Tomei of questionable safety initiatives
- The Strawberry Shortcake of the NBA
- The Yoda of beads
- The Frankenberry of American politics
- The Bill Cosby of manic white Jewish chicks
- The Three Stooges of Italian opera
- The Cookie Monster of broadcast news journalism
- The Neil Armstrong of the Jesus shout out
- The Dennis Rodman of gardening
- The Walter Payton of Russian literature
- The Boba Fett of Miami Vice
- The Priscilla Presley of the BBQ world
- The Lance Armstrong of the San Antonio water system
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