The Luke Wilson of cereals

"The Littlest Wife has also never shared my habit of eating sugary cereals for breakfast, opting instead for the Luke Wilson of cereals, plain Cheerios."
(May 12, 2008, Hello, Future Children!)

The Michael Jordan of police dogs

"The police dog 'Kilo' works for the state of Indiana, and is known of the Michael Jordan of Police Dogs. But he is a German Shepard… So I guess he is the Dirk Nowitzki of Police K-9′s, but who am I to ruin a perfectly good nickname."
(March 15, 2011, Ethan Jaynes, Stacheketball)

The Rod Stewart of seasons

"You are the Rod Stewart of seasons. You insist on hogging the headlining slot, then performing twenty-seven screechy encores when all we want to do is go home, sleep, and hope things will look better in the morning. And technically? This is the morning. You’re hogging Spring’s time slot. Get off the fucking stage, already."
(March 23, 2011, Buggin Word)

The Jimmy Fallon of Swiss legislators

"This almost fits, but then why does he start cracking up so early? That first giggling fit 20 secs in, he's still citing some legal document's chapter and verse. Is it in anticipation of the air-cured-beef reference a minute later? Is he like the Jimmy Fallon of Swiss legislators, chuckling way ahead of his punchline?"
(Sept. 27, 2010, MetaFilter)

The Glenn Close of fantasy football players

"Randy is like having a crazy girlfriend, except you’re married. He is the Glenn Close of fantasy football players. One day he’s scoring touchdowns for you via the Patriots and the next thing you know – rabbit stew!"
(Nov. 6, 2010, Draft Day Suit)

The Brett Favre of messiahs

"Is he dead? Is he alive? Is he dead? Jesus is the Brett Favre of Messiahs."
(April 14, 2011, Aimee B, Twitter)

The Saddam Hussein of Krypton

"It all begins when Kryptonians start stealing rare elements and whole laboratories. Superman finds his Fortress of Solitude broken OUT of and discovers it's a handful of Kandorians who have found a way to enlarge themselves and believe Superman has been holding out on them. When Superman and tag-along Jimmy go down into the bottle (where Superman is powerless), they find the whole population now regards him as the Saddam Hussein of Krypton."
(April 3, 2011, Siskoid's Blog of Geekery)