"I am considered the Michael Jordan of threesomes. It is a rare talent to be able to give pleasure to two women at the same time. I have that talent."
(April 1, 2009, Donnie Wango's Official Blog)
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- The Jimmy Carter of the Dharma Initiative
- The Mr. Spock of wine bloggers
- The new Susan Boyle of search terms
- The Michael Jordan of threesomes
- The O.J. Simpson of cartoon theme songs
- The John Madden of fug
- The Paul Rudd of possibly nonexistent YouTube stars
- The Gisele of friggin' cats
- The Woody Allen of the teenage-aimed vehicle thriller
- The Cosmo Kramer of special education
- The Roger Clemens of goat blowing
- The Dirk Diggler of celestial bodies
- The Eliot Spitzer of cheeses
- The Thor of a full-blown "progressive" agenda
- The Minnie Mouse of welding
- The Dr. Evil of fats
- The Oscar Wilde of the woods
- The Jack Palance of Russian motorcycles
- The Dita Von Teese of cupcakes
- The Jackie Chan of the fish world
- The Count Chocula of pizza
- The Evander Holyfield of ginger
- The Katie Couric of the paranormal
- The Walt Whitman of recycled junk mail
- The Courtney Love of presidential pardons
- The Dr. Doom of the credit crunch
- The Iago of the past eight years
- The Bruce Wayne of dogs
- The Papa Smurf of negative TV ads
- The Lewis and Clark of scumbag NBA owners
- The Joss Whedon of months
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