"A bunch of ravens attack an owl but it's ok, because the owl is like the Jean-Claude van Damme of birds."
(April 29, 2009, Blame It on the Voices)
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- The Tiny Tim of my local Starbucks
- The Dr Evil of morons
- The Al Gore of a sexual equality crisis
- The Larry Bird of art-world trash talkers
- The George W. Bush of herb gardeners
- The Wolverine of cork boards
- The Cap’n Crunch of the soul
- The Dirty Harry of the Health Department
- The Sam and Diane of the root-beer saloon
- The Puff Daddy of 19th century literature
- The Ashley Judd of the wrestling world
- The Bill Belichick of mall Santas
- The Tonya Harding of the Miss Czech Pageant
- The Indiana Jones of reader recipe requests
- The Keith Moon of the animal kingdom
- The Jean-Claude Van Damme of birds
- The Saul Tigh of music teachers
- The Lassie of lip balms
- The Frank Miller of furry porn
- The Rosa Parks of people being incarcerated for us...
- The Princess Diana of football folklore
- The Dick Vitale of wine
- The Hannibal Lecter of bamboo rod makers
- The Jesus Christ of the financial collapse
- The Bert and Ernie of Christian homes with small c...
- The Hulk Hogan of wedgies
- The Obi-Wan Kenobi of major league groundskeepers
- The Ed McMahon of the Trinity
- The Michael Phelps of cheese graters
- The Andy Rooney of the potty
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