"You were the Van gogh of third graders -- only smarter. Why sever your ear when an annoying kid’s nipple will do? Well played!"
(May 7, 2009, The Shark Tank)
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- The Lord Voldemort of four letter words
- The Geraldo Rivera of Jesus radio
- The Dennis Rodman of global politics
- The Bill Simmons of Chinese history
- The Mike Tyson of evangelical publishing
- The Stephen King of hoity-toity lovelorn weepy mar...
- The Kobe Bryant of dinosaurs
- The David Letterman of the hopelessly damned
- The Buffy the Vampire Slayer of snootiness
- The Glenn Close of tropical fish
- The Hannibal Lecter of pulsars
- The Captain Kirk of cantaloupe-eating
- The Van Gogh of third graders
- The Karl Rove of Fantasy Island
- The Keyser Soze of Muppetland
- The Andre the Giant of office appliances
- The Porky Pig of browsers
- The Hall and Oates of donuts
- The Sean Penn of Ms. Pac-Man
- The Benjamin Franklin of intelligent baseball blog...
- The San Diego Chicken of Canadian politics
- The Ron Popeil of specialized electric household b...
- The David Lee Roth of Mexican cuisine
- The LeBron James of seal consumption
- The Jessica Biel of spoon desserts
- The Michael Phelps of pole dancing
- The Judd Apatow of black people
- The Colonel Sanders of personal injury lawyers
- The Vito Corleone of fish
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