"One of my favorite dead people is Mark Twain. He was the Gary Larson of the 19th century, but on steroids."
(Feb. 3, 2010, My Favorite Dead People Speak)
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- The Sarah Jessica Parker of NBA owners
- The Commissioner Gordon of nannies
- The Kate Bush of scarecrows
- The Robert Parish of Delta employees
- The Mitt Romney of e-readers
- The Gary Larson of the 19th century
- The Joan Jett of chocolate cake
- The Rudy Huxtable of the Enterprise
- The Willie Nelson of pin-up girls
- The Michael Phelps of meddling
- The Cher of cartoonish action-comedies
- The James Bond of the duck world
- The Dexter of Who-ville
- The Kenneth Branagh of asshole bosses
- The Serena Van Der Woodsen of the zombie apocalypse
- The Che Guevara of condiments
- The Lorne Michaels of parking
- The Giselle of seductive lesbian high school coaches
- The Strawberry Shortcake of cognitive dissonance
- The Bob Costas of fetal movement broadcasting
- The Sonic the Hedgehog of the operatic stage
- The Han Solo of bullshit
- The Led Zeppelin of sensitive screenwriters
- The Popeye of the Christian blog world
- The Bruce Willis of baby feeding
- The Loki of the Huxtable family
- The Roger Clemens of seagulls
- The Michael J. Fox of Canadian rappers
- The Robert Mapplethorpe of American knitting
- The Milla Jovovich of states
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