"Also, oh my god: what if a few years from now, all underwear is padded for butt enhancement? I’ll become the Andy Rooney of lingerie, and no one wants that."
(Jan. 13, 2011, Bonnie Downing, The Hairpin)
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- The Allen Ginsberg of being a dick
- The Magneto of puke
- The Jay Cutler of cities
- The Stevie Nicks of sharks
- The Christina Hendricks of the marine crustacean f...
- The Dan Quayle of asses
- The Jabba the Hut of sweet potatoes
- The John Cage of status updates
- The Ricky Gervais of acapella hymnal shows
- The Zeus of all feta cheese delicacies in Houston
- The Andre the Giant of disgusting workplace peers
- The Betty and Veronica of male has-beens
- The Chevy Chase of black people
- The Jim Nantz of poopin’ play-by-play
- The Clark Kent of oxide compounds
- The Andy Rooney of lingerie
- The James Franco of lethargy
- The Bill the Cat of the NHL
- The Avril Lavigne of Italian food
- The Oskar Schindler of dessert procurement
- The Don Draper of death
- The Kermit the Frog of nail varnishes
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