"Oh my God. What if I'm, like, the Jason Bourne of Vatican assassin warlocks?"
(Feb. 24, 2011, Matt Prindle, Twitter)
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- The RoboCop of baristas
- The Jason Bourne of Vatican assassin warlocks
- The Tony Montana of produce
- The Dick Cheney of the Nile
- The Wayne Brady of anime parody
- The Charlie Sheen of steamed vegetables
- The Brett Favre of secular dictators
- The Neil Young of breasts
- The Gary Busey of air vents
- The Jessica Biel of fantasy basketball
- The Boris Yeltsin of pudding
- The Ferris Bueller of temporal violations
- The Indiana Jones of the perfume world
- The Milton Berle of fairways
- The Liz Phair of graduate-level psychology programs
- The Sarah Palin of stem cells
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- The Winona Ryder of the sea
- The Mark Ruffalo of Ben Stillers
- The Stan Lee of Californian evangelicalism
- The Matt Damon of stripper poles
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