"I have been working on a new recipe involving a mysterious and rare ingredient not readily found on your grocery store shelves. My job allows me access to almost every kind of vegetables/produce you could want. I managed to score 40 pounds out of 120 pounds total in New England of this enigmatic ingredient through a certain wholesale distributor, name withheld. Man, I’m like the Tony Montana of produce. Buy high, sell even higher."
(Dec. 31, 2010, Two Burners and a Toaster Oven^2)
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