"I'm the Kate Upton of medium-chubby despressing female comedians."
(Feb. 23, 2012, Bez, Twitter)
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- The Simpsons of holy books
- The Colonel Sanders of mouse-flavored cat food
- The Woody Allen of rat terriers
- The Colonel Klink of the Marvel Universe
- The Martha Stewart of bacon grease stains and tart...
- The Colin Farrell of the monkey world
- The Kate Upton of medium-chubby depressing female ...
- The Magic Johnson of food
- The Leonard Cohen of the local foodcourt
- The Temple Grandin of retail
- The Jar Jar Binks of management effectiveness
- The Sean Connery of gnomes
- The Yoko Ono of the GOP
- The Norm Macdonald of charcuterie
- The Bill Belichick of Bachelorettes
- The Martha Stewart of poo
- The Lou Gehrig of class attendance
- The Michael Jordan of email forwardin'
- The Stanley Kubrick of coaxing different tones out...
- The Lil Wayne of older white ladies
- The Kenny Chesney of internet dating
- The Pavement of baseball players
- The Jeff Goldblum of shoes
- The Mick Jagger of monsters
- The Johnny Appleseed of befouling hotel comforters
- The Paula Deen of Gospel writers
- The Heather Locklear of legumes
- The Che Guevara of ed-tech
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