"They are adorable! And I am the Dexter of houseplants, so I get how sad and frustrating it is to have a Black Thumb!"
(March 6, City of Dionne)
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- The Michael Jordan of weeping gently into my pillow
- The Jerry Seinfeld of the 1700's
- The Rick James of chickens
- The Nicki Minaj of Catholicism
- The Tupac of posthumous dressing releases
- The CM Punk of camera salesmen
- The Dexter of houseplants
- The Charles Barkley of cities
- The Werner Von Braun of the F-bomb
- The Rick Astley of theological virtues
- The Quentin Tarantino of the mommy bloggers
- The Steve Buscemi of music
- The Hall and Oates of crocodile hunting/rock climbing
- The Kanye West of neopaganism
- The Eddie Van Halen of paper shredders
- The Joe Biden of heaven
- The Octomom of food babies
- The Inspector Clouseau of serial killers
- The Patch Adams of putting on a clown mask and sca...
- The George Costanza of zebras
- The Alex Forrest of teas
- The Keith Richards of countries
- The Mitt Romney of music
- The Truman Capote of the tailgate scene
- The Beelzebub of beverages
- The Dexter of jacking up shots
- The Jerry Lewis of natural causes
- The Richard III of pop music
- The Wu-Tang Clan of American Catholic letters
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