"They're the Liam Neeson of the snack world: they will find you, and they will kill you. Also punch wolves with broken glass."
(March 11, 2012, Eyes Are Out)
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- The Liam Neeson of the snack world
- The Han Solo of handbags
- The Andy Samberg of the Miami Heat threesome
- The Borat of philosophy
- The Lex Luthor of bro rock
- The Jackie Chan of beetle murder
- The Mary Poppins of boobs
- The Andrew Bynum of untalented, libertarian bloggers
- The Mel Gibson of the semicolon world
- The Kid Cudi of ensemble pieces
- The Commissioner Gordon of driving
- The Michael Jordan of having soft hands
- The Richard Dreyfuss of obsessive google searches
- The Ricky Martin of lumberjacks
- The Diane Lane of baseball parks
- The Josh Brolin of women
- The Mario Van Peebles of Aerosmith
- The Vinnie Barbarino of bees
- The Zac Efron of poetry
- The Vince Vaughn of actresses
- The Emma Stone of cheese
- The Rodney Dangerfield of reflexive pronouns
- The William S. Burroughs of toddlers
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