The Bob Barker of neutering humans

"Who wants to reinvent the wheel?

Apple does. Steve Jobs should take note of these failures of technology.

I will keep my anti apple rantings quick and to the point this time. In file navigation, enter does not execute a file, instead it renames it.

hitting the 1 delete key (backspace, according to the PC) will not delete a file. In fact, it wont do anything.

Having a mac with dual screens is a complete pain in the ass, because the menu bar is permanently affixed to your main screen. I love that feature.

Programs that require a right click are inoperable on a mac laptop without an external mouse

woo are they speedy. Keep bouncing firefox, iv got 30 seconds to kill while you think about starting up.

Finally, Steve Jobs is the bob barker of neutering humans. With his "roast your nuts" feature on his laptops, he is sure to render the male reproductive organ, inoperable.

And god damn you stupid magnetic power plug. I am about to duck tape it in place if it pops off again."
(Dec. 5, 2007, Livejournal)