Thursday, January 1, 2009

The Stephen Hawking of the Smurf village

"Donkey Kong is just excited because he's never seen a wounded albino Smurf before. Dig Dug told him about one once, but Kong didn't believe him. He just chalked it up to Dig Dug's drinking.

Brainy (or Braineleh to his parents) has faced many challenges in life. Sure, being inside most of his life avoiding the sun's deadly rays has protected him from Gargamel, but at what price? Being the Stephen Hawking of the Smurf village may buy him prestige, but it doesn't buy happiness. He had this worked out in a mathematical theorem, but Kong ate it."
(May 8, 2008, Frank Talk)

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