"This is at the entrance to Cobble Hill Park. Impeccably smooth, full, rounded blossoms on a curvaceously rounded tree. The Kate Winslet of trees."
(April 21, 2008, 66 Square Feet)
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- The Bilbo Baggins of squatchery in British Columbia
- The Dr. McCoy of stupid
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- The Odin of free software
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- The Lois Lane of the tundra
- The Groundskeeper Willie of international soccer
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- The Kevin Bacon of big screen science fiction
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- The Fiona Apple of the welterweight division
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- The Simon Le Bon of the Pasadena chess scene
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- The Buster Bluth of the Bush regime
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