Monday, October 5, 2009

The Bennifer of the apocalypse

"'Oh no.', the woman said, 'I can't pay that. Six sixty six. Nuh uh...', she looked at me as if to say "Can you imagine! Six sixty six!". What weapon could she bring to bear against the dark one, the guardian of unholy? How to defeat the Bennifer of the apocalypse? Would she take the road of greed and add a copy of Fortune to her tab? Envy, perhaps, adding a lucky magazine? Would she walk the path of righteousness and simply leave behind satan's package of evil and destruction, no doubt saving countless other innocents that might have to fly with our unlucky hero and then could indulge in a heathly amount of stoic pride? No, that's not what happened."
(Jan. 24, 2009, Chris DiBona, Ego Food)

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