"According to the site, I can take on 30. Yeah, that's right, 30. I'm like the Conan the Barbarian of Kindergarten. That's just how I roll."
(Dec. 14, 2007, SRG InfoTech)
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- The Conan the Barbarian of kindergarten
- The Mr. Magoo of higher powers
- The Miss Piggy of public opinion
- The Dan Rather of the sake world
- The Cher of the pizza world
- The Barney the dinosaur of southern rap
- The Nancy Botwin of Mexican gummy bears
- The Son of Sam of the goldfish world
- The Dr. Evil of Teen Vogue
- The Count Chocula of the literary party scene
- The Barney the Dinosaur of wines
- The Al Bundy of Klingons
- The Rocky Balboa of making people feel sorry for him
- The Chesty Morgan of golf
- The Dick Cheney of chickendom
- The Hugh Grant of local league pool
- The Cosmo Kramer of occultism
- The Martin Van Buren of our high school
- The Porky Pig of radical Islamic clerics
- The James Bond of ventriloquist dummies
- The Cobra Commander of the axis of evil
- The Mighty Mouse of all legumes
- The Satan of snack foods
- The Michael Chiklis of hot-sounding chicks
- The Speedy Gonzales of genetic evolution
- The Jack the Ripper of sandwiches
- The Bennifer of the apocalypse
- The Les Nessman of the horse world
- The LeBron James of burrito ingredients
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