"She's the Joan Collins of interplanetary conflict. The filthy girl we all wanted to kiss behind the bike (or spaceship) shed."
(Feb. 9, 2008, Fustar)
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- The Rachel Maddow of the Mets
- The Dolly Parton of man boobs
- The Joan Collins of interplanetary conflict
- The Sarah Palin of religion
- The Ric Flair of robot soccer
- The Dirk Diggler of shaving tools
- The Oscar Wilde of the abyss
- The Jon and Kate of countries
- The Rosa Parks of caffeinated alcoholic beverages
- The George Clooney of mascara
- The smoke monster of Hollywood careers
- The Hans Moleman of upper middle class women
- The Joe Friday of the sports doping world
- The Dixie Chicks of the health reform debate
- The Michael Phelps of eating chicken
- The OJ of financial management
- The Larry David of romance novelists
- The William S. Burroughs of Earth-1
- The Inspector Clouseau of evil sorcerers
- The George Costanza of this group of ladies
- The Fonzie of outer space
- The Dick Tracy of squirrels
- The Lou Rawls of self-esteem
- The Greta Garbo of hummus
- The Mr. Hankey of Major League Baseball
- The Danny DeVito of condoms
- The Woody Allen of the female race
- The Krusty the Clown of the giant monster world
- The Foghorn Leghorn of master criminals
- The Barry Bonds of pest control mascots
- The Uncle Leo of sandwich guys
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