"My dog is the Goldilocks of taking a dump. Just pick a tree and let it ride, Blondie."
(March 31, 2010, Killorn, Twitter)
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- The Barack Obama of popes
- The Keyser Soze of cool grooves
- The Rosa Parks of reusable to-go containers
- The Mike Krzyzewski of water fowl
- The Goldilocks of taking a dump
- The Zeus of fast food condiments
- The Batman of mucus
- The Aimee Mann of drywall installers
- The Richard Pryor of handing out small cups of Sna...
- The Benjamin Franklin of molecular quantum mechanics
- The Zooey Deschanel of bite-sized desserts
- The Strawberry Shortcake of university presidents
- The Gilligan of the periodic table
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