The Richard Pryor of handing out small cups of Snapple

"Sometimes it's some little old lady who leaves you alone as you walk by, but sometimes it's a guy who has to be like the Richard Pryor of handing out small cups of Snapple, all making the hardest sell in the world, like you wronged him in another life and his only vengeance will be if you try his stuff."
(July 8, 2004, A Journey Into Reason)