"My co-worker's lunch looked good. Smelled great. Tasted awful. It was the Lindsay Lohan of lunches."
(April 16, 2010, Crusty Juggler, Twitter)
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- The Bert and Ernie of female singer-songwriters
- The Elmer Fudd of the Maine congressional delegation
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