"Brett Favre is the Kenny of the NFL. He dies on the field at the end of every season, and shows up next year to do it again."
(June 12, 2011, Total Packers)
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- The Kenny of the NFL
- The Chef Boyardee of education
- The Kirsten Dunst of gay porn stars
- The Rick Ross of underwater insects
- The Aaron Rodgers of cheeses
- The Mark Twain of ancient science
- The Gollum of phone companies
- The James Spader of lifeguards
- The Rosie O’Donnell of birds
- The David Bowie of beef cuts
- The Dr. Seuss of handjobs
- The Papa Smurf of the Christian community
- The Helen Mirren of trees
- The Kate Hudson of dairy products
- The George Harrison of the Muppets
- The Barbara Bush of the animal kingdom
- The Joseph Gordon-Levitt of the UN
- The Selena Gomez of Mexican organized crime cartels
- The Adele of database solutions
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- The Krist Novoselic of the moon landing
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