"well i’m like the michael jordan of cavity searches so that might warrant a salary bump."
(June 11, 2010, Emptees)
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- The Eric Cartman of lame duck Republican senators
- The Snoopy of the X-Men
- The LeBron James of worldwide military forces
- The Veronica Mars of infielders
- The Rosa Parks of boobies
- The Ricky Bobby of masculine sales pitches
- The Laurence Olivier of Jamaican drug overlords
- The Michael Ian Black of Facebook status updates
- The Alec Baldwin of melted sandwich cheese
- The Optimus Prime of lunch bags
- The Justin Timberlake of plagues
- The Uma Thurman of Boggle
- The John C. Reilly of cruciferous vegetables
- The David Mamet of Top Chef
- The Satan of home design shows
- The J-Lo of breast implants
- The Kevin Nealon of subliminal sexual innuendo
- The Michael Phelps of boring phone conversations
- The Tommy Lee of the varmint world
- The Pepe Le Pew of the pagan gods
- The Alex Trebek of sump pumps
- The Michael Jordan of cavity searches
- The Cookie Monster of corporate wellness programs
- The Russ Meyer of family-friendly cartooning
- The Richard Nixon of mistresses
- The Larry David of homicidal maniacs
- The Octomom of chickens
- The Veronica Corningstone of Fox Soccer Report
- The Cameron Diaz of constitutional analysis
- The Harry Potter of books for old drunk people
- The Bono of stapler selling
- The “The Dude” of the PGA
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